"I Dare You to Try and Quit!!!!!!"

I am watching "The Biggest Loser" for the first time ever. Can you imagine being told you is the fattest jawn EVER on the show? How's that for a blow to the ego? Not only are you fat, you are also the fattest. Aw shucks, now they just introduced the biggest dude too.

I have decided to postpone the Master Cleanse for reasons related purely to fueling up on extra toxins and drinking a few more nights away. I want to be extra toxic when I start.